My Mental Outburst

Well for all my friends using Airtel broadband and who wanna experience high downloading speeds… here’s the process:

When do u need port forwarding:
Typically when you want computers outside your LAN to access your computer. Some examples can be when u set up a ftp server on my machine for other people to access, or you are running a bittorrent client such as utorrent, or when you want to play Age of Empires on the network.

Steps:
Configuring the Airtel Modem.

• open url http://192.168.1.1/main.html
• The default Username is “Admin” and password is “password”
• Advanced Setup -> NAT -> Virtual Servers
• the Server IP would be same as your IP Address .
• If you want to play Age of Empires, you can just select this from the dropdown (it is pre-configured). Click on Save/Apply and you are done.
• In case the service isn’t pre-configured, such as utorrent. Click on Custom Service. Put name utorrent (anything, doesn’t matter)
• You would need to put which port to forward. utorrent typically runs on 19556, so put 19556 in all the four text fields i.e. External Port Start, External Port End, Internal Port Start and Internal Port End.
• Choose the protocol. In case of utorrent, and in most other cases, it would be TCP. Click on Save/Apply.
• Thats all. Port Forwarding should start working right away.

Please note that these steps are applicable only if you are not using any other routers (wireless or otherwise) with your modem.

First of all my words of wisdom for this movie:

If you’re a movie buff you would have already seen this movie and if you havn’t you must be having plans and if you havn’t planned to watch this movie do watch it,

if you aint no movie buff then I’ll insist you to watch it!

Oh boy, is Vinay Pathak funny? Hell yeah! The whole movie revolves around Mr. Bharat Bhooshan(Vinay Pathak) who’s a Income Tax officer in the movie and how he actually manhandles a Music Director who calls him to mock him!

BOTTOM LINE: How could you miss such a hillarious Bolly-flick??? 

Drinks in a college life have a very important position.I think all you college guys n a few gals might have understood.Im talking about the alcohol. From the experience of my engineering life ,lemme tell u about the drinking habits of the Indian youth in the college.I ll talk about the types of drinks they prefer,locations and the types of drinker’s!

Purpose :

Get relieved from their hardship’s[got a backlog or broke up with a gal...]
Masti [exams are over,holiday after a long time,some friend has came,going home.......]
Increasing the social life [friends,getting close to senior's........]
Showoff [ some guy's want to prove that they are heroes by drinking till they puke every damn thing they took in!]
Parties[B'days,Treats...]

Types of drinks :-

Beer[Most starter's prefer this and it is optimal in summer's]
Vodka[Highest preferred drink among the student's...mixed mostly wih sprite or coke and sometimes water by experts]
Whiskey[If you are not a beginner,you will drink this...mixed mostly wih sprite or coke and sometimes water by experts]
Rum[One of the good one to drink in the cold. Not preferred for beginner's...mixed mostly wih sprite or coke and sometimes water by experts]
Scotch and wine are drunk only if the the partyis thrown by some big guy

Location,s :-

Freind’s rooms
Pub’s and disc
Hostel room[The best of location's and the riskiest...but vo mazaa hi alag hai]
Theke or small resteraunts/bars kinda places[ Everyday drinker's love this location]
on some good scenics[on the riverside,Stopping a car on the hill road.......]

Type’s of drinker’s

Beginner’s [They drink for friends..prefer beer or a single peg of vodka or whisky]
Optimist’s [They drink on parties,occasion's like bday's,treats and ....prefer any drink in 2-3 pegs...bus saroor bana lethe hai..no probs with these guy's]
Expert’s [They can drink 5-6 pegs .But they need to be handled with proper care...else they will get you in trouble if you are their company]
Sharabbi [All they want is some buck's to drink.They dont need a ocassion or something.They just want to drink.Location,company.... nothing matters except the drink]

It’s better if you don’t drink. But if you drink,know your capacity first. Don’t drink more to show-off ,it will dump you. Having a single peg with friend’s is not a bad thing But don’t make it a part of life.If you drink in optimistic way,your drinking is never a problem for you and others.

Warning rinking alcohol is injurious to health

Wouldn’t be surprised if Bill Gates is “The AntiChrist.” After all, it was already foretold in the Bible that someone powerful would rise up and lead the world to destruction. Bill Gates definitely has that kind of power in his hands. More than 80% pf the world’s computers run on Windows and Dos (including those at Pentagon!) If all his products have some kind of small program embedded (like the Hall of Tortured Souls) that can give him control, setting off nuclear arsenals, creating havoc in security systems, financial systems all over the world, etc… all from his headquarters isn’t a far-off reality! Just using Internet Explorer may just allow him to map out what you have on your computer bit by bit each time you log on. perhaps the endtimes are near and this is just the tip of the iceberg!

“HE ALSO FORCED EVERYONE, SMALL AND GREAT, RICH AND POOR, FREE AND SLAVE, TO RECEIVE A MARK ON HIS RIGHT HAND OR ON HIS FOREHEAD, SO THAT NO ONE COULD BUY OR SELL UNLESS HE HAD THE MARK, WHICH IS THE NAME OF THE BEAST OR THE NUMBER OF HIS NAME. THIS CALLS FOR WISDOW. IF ANYONE HAS INSIGHT, LET HIM CALCULATE THE NUMBER OF THE BEAST, FOR IT IS MAN’S NUMBER. HIS NUMBER IS 666….” – Revelations 13: 16-18

This is an e-mail for us to think about… The Bible, in the Book of Revelations says, without the sign of the beast one would not be able to buy, sell, do business transactions, etc….. and… the question boggling us is whether Internet is now a necessity in doing business?? The Internet also bears the sign…

Note that the internet is also commony known as the World Wide Web or WWW… One way to write WWW is V/ (VI):

WWW V/ V/ V/ 666 Something to ponder upon, right? Isn’t it that everything’s going towards the Internet? Isn’t it that Microsoft is always on the move to have monopoly when it comes to software technology? And now the Internet…

Revelations also say that the mark of the beast will be carried on one’s hand and one’s forehead… Of the Internet would indeed be the sign of the beast, aren’t we all starting to carry it in our hands and foreheads??? Screens (foreheads) and mouse (hands)??? Are things finally falling into place or are we just letting our imagination run wild?? Remember, THE DEVIL CAME TO CHEAT, STEAL, AND TO DESTROY… SO BE VIGILANT!

About Bill Gates and Microsoft: Proof that Bill Gates is the devil: The real name of Bill Gates is William Henry Gates III. Nowadays, he is known as Bill Gates (III), where III means order of the third (3rd). In converting the letters of his current name to ASCII- VALUES:

B – 66
I – 73
L – 76
L – 76
G – 71
A – 65
T – 84
E – 69
S – 83
I – 1
I – 1
I – 1
——-
666
——-
THE NUMBER OF THE DEVIL….

We might ask, How did Bill Gates get so powerful??? Coincidence?? or… Is it the beginning of mankind’s ultimate and total enslavement??? To agree or to disagree on the WWW or the beast is not the argument… What if WWW is 666 or Bill Gates the Beast? What will you do? Cancel subscriptions to the Internet? Resign from Microsoft? Set out a campaign against Bill Gates? Shut down all Windows forever?

11. If your parents were married, but 50 million people question your legitimacy, you might be President of the United States.

10. If you think “exercising the pocket veto” is another of Guiliani’s colorful, I-talian euphemisms for masturbation…you might be the President of the United States.

9. If you think that “Rowe versus Wade” are your two options for crossing the creek on your 1600 acre ranch, you might be President of the United States.

8. If the vehicles on your lawn include a Sikorsky Sea King helicopter…chances are you’re the President of the United States.

7. If you have the most important job in the world, but spend 42% of your days on vacation, it’s highly likely that you’re the POTUS.

6. If you don’t return Nelson Mandela’s calls and in frustration, Mr. Mandela calls your dad, you probably get the mail sent to “occupant” at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.

5. If your mobile home has four pilots and a fighter escort, you just might be the chief executive of our land.

4. If your underage daughters’ frequently confiscated fake I.D.’s are made by “Uncle John” in the Justice Department, your office is probably a room with no corners in our capitol city.

3. If you think standing in front of giant posters bearing slogans like “Corporate Responsiblity” sends “sublimable” messages, you might be El Presidente.

2. If you’ve ever read through the night because you just can’t put “The Hungry Little Caterpillar” down, odds are you have your finger on the button.

1. If you think executive privilege protects you and everyone else who wears a suit to work, you might be President of the United States.